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Every Day’s a Group-buy Day
Lockdown Madness Day 29 Every Day’s a Group-buy Day 天天团 天天欢 致团长及团妈们: 有团有饭吃,每一天都是能量。 感恩❤️🌹
Apr 28, 2022


Day 28: 'Breaking' News
Lockdown Madness Day 28 'Breaking' News Cracking the code to happiness in lockdown times 开心 不是开玩笑的 D小哥说,看不懂郁闷,看懂不开心,还看? JL说,稍微有点苦中作乐的嘛!...
Apr 27, 2022


Day 27: Eggie Looking for a Buddy (video)
Lockdown Madness Day 27 Eggie looking for a buddy 傻蛋找伴儿(春天的童话) “We’re all scrambled!” “We’re fried!” “I found my rice bowl.” “I’m in the...
Apr 26, 2022


Day 26: A Flavourful Neighbourhood Surprise
Lockdown Gladness Day 26 A very pleasant gift from a Japanese neighbour and Nissin boss… 2 packs of pasta for every household. 左邻右舍,别有风味...
Apr 25, 2022


Day 25: Henceforth, Fenced Off
Lockdown Madness Day 25 Henceforth, fenced off Daily chicken and egg tragedy 我母鸡的悲剧 天天都在发生
Apr 24, 2022


Day 24: 404 or Otherwise, Seize the Day and Live it Up
Post-lockdown Day 2 小区解封的第二天 致小区亲们 不管明天404或怎么样 珍惜及保护当下拥有的一切 到屋外吹吹风 让我们看云去 今早画的太阴暗,造成不安,请包涵。不过,现实不正是一个光暗的博弈、正负能量的博弈?勿忘那些仍活在水深火热边缘的人们。 We...
Apr 23, 2022




Day 23: Different Eggs, Different Fates
Lockdown Madness Day 23 2,736🐑/>25M vs 3,420🐑/>5M Different eggs, different fates 两个幸福傻蛋的隔空对话 隐秘而伟大的AI消杀器 I FULLER U
Apr 22, 2022


Day 22: Flip Me Over
Lockdown Madness Day 22 Lots of negative, same old narrative. Zero is the new hero, but who’s betting on it? 上面在喊“九大” 下面在唱“起来” 上面在抓🐑...
Apr 21, 2022


Day 21: Maybe Tomorrow, Maybe in May
Lockdown Madness Day 21 May tomorrow be a better day 期待明天会更好 或者明天的明天 Maybe tomorrow Maybe in May 团购群妈A说,明天核酸最好; 小S群B哥说,明天最好不核酸;...
Apr 20, 2022


Day 20: A Tonne of TLC from the Government
Lockdown Madness Day 20 A tonne of TLC, a turn of fortune 物资日夜在转运 祈求民生也转运 2500万吨,相当于全上海的常驻人口,每人能分到一吨鸡蛋、米和菜。 央视网4月16日新闻提到共计37万多个菜包,那也就是每个菜...
Apr 19, 2022


Day 19: The Final Battle, The Say
Lockdown Finals 21 April 2022, they say 加油 国足都清零了 上海拔根拧水龙头 决战看你了💪
Apr 18, 2022


Day 18: All the World in an Egg
Lockdown Madness Day 18 All the world in an egg 复活节午夜,群里报喜。祝贺封控妈妈、封控宝宝! 当你感觉日子有一天过一天,山穷水尽,鸡蛋牛奶菜也尽,开始怀疑人生的时候,希望它却如初生蛋一样......
Apr 17, 2022


Day 17: Easter Sunday Morning
上海11度大晴天,风力3级 ‘复活’和‘重生’有什么不同? 她说她要复活——找回原来的自己,回到原来的美好。 他说他要重生——重新开始,再次生命。 老K说何必呢,我们当下都还好好活着,每天都有意想不到的彩蛋呢。 复活节的原意,是纪念某传说中伟大的救世主,年方33,周五受难周...
Apr 16, 2022


Day 15: Thank God It’s Good Friday
Lockdown Madness Day 15 Thank God it’s Good Friday 受难节又一天 有的渴望复活 有的活得想死 有的感谢主恩 有的感谢团长 老想受难复活那些事 不如好好活着每一天 只要不是🐑
Apr 14, 2022


Day 14: It's Turning Cold and Wet
Lockdown Madness Day 14 Lots of news and updates overnight. There are heartwarming ones amidst thrilling cold ones, and there is hope...
Apr 13, 2022


Day 13: Abnormal is the New Normal
Lockdown Madness Day 13 Abnormal is the New Normal 妈蛋抢菜 变态成常态 为何不小区团购? 当然团了。那是中产阶级太太美妈们天天团的高大上天价菜。老K勉强也团,但已濒临破产阶级,不可能天天团,且小区团购就是楼上的不负责任行为...
Apr 12, 2022


Day 12: Be Positive, But No.
Lockdown Madness Day 12 Be positive, but no. 说好了今早不去放羊的 不知谁家放的阳,小区陷入封控区,老K陷入+14+n的大春霉。 今晚空气锅炸蛋?还是高压锅撸蛋? 不如水深火热锅煮蛋。 煮一煮,最好霉气统统滚蛋。
Apr 11, 2022


Day 11: Have an Exciting Monday
Lockdown Madness Day 11 Have an exciting Monday, my friends, till we last! 上海这两天持续升温 过两天忽又急剧降温 大风吹啊雷雨疯 独个儿疯不如一起疯 不该封的 老K我躺着求你别封
Apr 10, 2022


Day 10: Keep on the Sunny Side
Lockdown Madness Day 10 Keep on the sunny side, my son! 不管把你怎么煎 都要躺在阳光的一面 坚持哦
Apr 9, 2022
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